Today the Admiral had to travel for official Fleet business and was to spend the night away from the home vessel. This meant that I would have to be in charge of the crew for the night.
In preparation I had my whip and side arm ready for any attempts at boycott. Things began to get murky when Seaman Little-Kaiju began asking for the Admiral. Petty Office Second Class Big-Kaiju caught on and they both began to stir. I could see the seeds of rebellion.
Luckily the science department had been working on a behavior conditioning drug that averted violence. It is called an iPad.
After 10 minutes of watching a cartoon of a pig and her brother George they were calm and did not notice the lack of the Admiral. They both went to sleep with no further objection and overall was an uneventful night.
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3 comments:
Rebellions on our vessel are quelled by Commander Elmo. Will investigate this pig you speak of for future actions.
Rebellions on our vessel are quelled by Commander Elmo. Will investigate this pig you speak of for future actions.
Pig has indeed proved effective. Mashka & Michka are being currently submitted to tests in German Vessel, so far also effective.
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