Petty Officer Big-Kaiju has bee demoted to Second Class effective immediately. For weeks I have been taking her to swimming lessons at my and Seaman Little-Kaiju's expense. The event occurred when she began throwing tantrums that she didn't want to go to class. She was mistaken in thinking that either me or Little-Kaiju enjoy taking her to a 25 minutes splashing about in a pool that we had to force her to go.
After three warnings she was withdrawn from the class and the panel of the USS Wantmylifeback determined that this was conduct unbecoming of an officer and was demoted to Petty Officer Second Class.
Let's hope she does not fall off a boat any time soon and discovers her folly as she drowns.
End Of Line.
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