How to hydrate your Kaiju

Let’s get one thing clear first. Kaijus are killing machines, kept in check only by their restraining armor. Beast Mode occurs when the Kaiju’s true form breaks through and starts to destroy everything in its path.

AAAAAAGGGGGUUUUUAAAAAAA

To avoid witnessing this frightening state, you must keep your Kaiju well hydrated. The problem is that sometimes they won’t drink water to help themselves. You will be tempted to give them high-sugary juice, but this will only increase the intensity of their rage during Beast Mode. What to do?

I stumbled across this tip by accident while eating at Red Robin. I ordered a burger with jalapeños while the Kaiju was eating some chicken breast. I happened to use my knife to cut the jalapeño before I cut the chicken, so by the time the Kaiju ate it, it had a hint of jalapeño. The result was a mad dash to drink as much water as possible. After finishing the whole glass the Kaiju wanted a second!

In order for this to work, you must learn to ignore the face of distress that the creature will show when the tongue is burning.